A new option, for those who think buying me beer may be a bad idea. Buy me a book from my Amazon wishlist instead! Click the image ↑ up there.

How your donations help

As donors you want to know that your money is being well spent. Below are some of the good beers that are being bought with support from the Beer Fund.

  • Sunrise from Bristol Beer Factory
  • Doom Bar from Sharp's Brewery
  • Gem, by Bath ALes
  • ...plus many guest ales.

Buy something from my Amazon wishlist

Last update at 6:16:59. Messages on Tue, 30th Jul 2002

16:48?<Walter> Do not deny the true calling of the rack, chii. Explosions may result.
16:49?<ataraxia> i am in love with this nodeshell.
16:49?<Halspal> I can almost smell the love in this catbox.
16:49?<Chiisuta> No, no, those are the funhills!
16:52?call passes out organ donor cards to the catbox.
16:52?<Roninspoon> Booby mounds and pleasure dizzy lumps fill me with such a tittalateing swell of tingliny butterflies. I wish I may, I wish I might to rest my head between two grand bussoms, there to slumber and dream a waking dream of yet two more.
16:53?<call> George Best needs all the help we can give him.
16:53?<Chiisuta> The love, Hals?
16:54?<ataraxia> BOOBDOME
16:54?<grundoon> Chiisuta, y'all get my e-mail?
16:54?<phrump> ataraxia, you could stand on a longboard, give a good push, and then shine a flashlight behind you to make you go faster that light, and as a bonus time would slow to a stop so the batteries would last forever
16:54?<hodgepodge> oh, hey, they finally deleted that flame war
16:54?<grundoon> Roninspoon, just keep typing, okay?
16:55?<Roninspoon> I was so efected by them that I misspelled a record number of words. I'm surprised that had no alternative meaning in portugese.
16:56?<witchiepoo> hee - YAY for funhills!
16:56?<Roninspoon> TWO BOOBS ENTER! ONE BOOB LEAVES! BUST A BRA, FACE THE BACK!
16:56?<Chiisuta> I have not checked, grundydome. I'll go and look, tho.
16:57?<ataraxia> two men enter! both men have to be smacked around to get them to leave!
16:57?<Chiisuta> Or your addy, that I did!
16:58?<MacArthur Parker> What happens if you get men that like being smacked around ?
17:03?<housecat> i guess they don't leave?

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